Evolution

Happy Birthday ladyfire and inspectorjury
Hope you both have a great day because you guys deserve it.

hi

So here I sit eating a YUMMY salad that I had made for a snack.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that right?
I didn't think so either until I put the fork to my mouth...opened wide
and caught a glimpse of a dead lady bug squished in the lettuce.

It was too late
My reflexes weren't fast enough.
I swallowed.
He is now having an acid bath in my stomach.
*barfs*

Yes I cleaned the lettuce before I cut it up.
Yes I cleaned all the vegetables too.

I want to cut open my stomach and see what other little critters are taking a bath in there.

I feel so violated! ;P

*burp*
*rubs belly*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. kodakrome and Mr. Buttface tafkap
I hope you both have a great day!

Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

Beacause I love you all so much...

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I WANT 100 icons dammit!!!!!!!!




that is all...

you may go now...

-19 Celsius or -2.2 Fahrenheit

I wonder what the freezing point for snot is....

2005 is bringing me a new livejournal.
I have been in such a funk over the past 6 months and a lot of that has to do with this place.
So I am starting fresh.

I will have a longer post later but I want to thank you now for adding the new journal.

Happy New Year!