June 7th, 2006

hi

(no subject)

So here I sit eating a YUMMY salad that I had made for a snack.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that right?
I didn't think so either until I put the fork to my mouth...opened wide
and caught a glimpse of a dead lady bug squished in the lettuce.

It was too late
My reflexes weren't fast enough.
I swallowed.
He is now having an acid bath in my stomach.
*barfs*

Yes I cleaned the lettuce before I cut it up.
Yes I cleaned all the vegetables too.

I want to cut open my stomach and see what other little critters are taking a bath in there.

I feel so violated! ;P

*burp*
*rubs belly*