yupjustme (yupjustme) wrote,

So here I sit eating a YUMMY salad that I had made for a snack.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that right?
I didn't think so either until I put the fork to my mouth...opened wide
and caught a glimpse of a dead lady bug squished in the lettuce.

It was too late
My reflexes weren't fast enough.
I swallowed.
He is now having an acid bath in my stomach.

Yes I cleaned the lettuce before I cut it up.
Yes I cleaned all the vegetables too.

I want to cut open my stomach and see what other little critters are taking a bath in there.

I feel so violated! ;P

*rubs belly*

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